A DIFFERENT KIND OF NEWS

Here's the kind of story you just don't see on the news around here...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/06/porn-actor-goes-on-rampage-at-video-production-office-1-dead-2-wounded.html

Of course, most stories here do begin with "The Buffalo Bills today..."

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